twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

sinnerer:

♡

ikr omg actually gogh is the most horrible name bc since both of the g’s are pronounced like the dutch g, it sounds like someone is throwing up omfg

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

onthesideoftheotters:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

THIS IS THE EXACT REASON WHY I DO NOT GO ON THAT RIDE EVER

wingsinpurgatory:

van gogh jokes make me mad because gogh doesn’t sound like “go”

nightspell:

1975, Soul Train, by Andrew Kent

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

somenewromantic:

Life In Tokyo

magrittee:

Rene Magritte - The Vengeance

qreen-tea:

qreen-tea:

q’d

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